I'M BACK AND INSIGHTFUL.

so anyway, the doctor said I wouldn't get as many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger outta there.

om nom nom nom part 2

I'm officially jumping on the Tom Hiddleston bandwagon. he is adorable.

nom nom nom

fresh sourdough bread!

my dating service profile.

if you like conversations peppered with onomatopeia and pictures of adorable cats, I'm your girl.

a list of thingies.

1. C is for Cookie. that's good enough for meeee.

2. I like license plates that say things. like WEW or DUH. the other day I saw one that said UGH.

3. I bought heavenly hash ice cream and HAVE NOT eaten the whole box. (hashtag proud.)

4. I'm having quiet time. quuuiiiiiiieeeettt.

5. clean sheets and blankies. :)

6. ICELAND! two weeks!

7. normally these would all be separate entries on a blog like this, but I'm feeling productive!

WOOHOOOOOOO(?)

my 2 day (normal?) weekend just turned into a 4 day weekend! but what will I do with all my time?!

springtime fresh! (or autumn fresh)

I am washing my sheets and duvets for the first time in about a month. springy fresh!

the world's most perfect food?

I'm eating an avocado and I found this.

The World's Most Perfect Food

in need of serious repairs.

two for the price of one!

I have Thursday and Friday off this week!

oops I forgot to give this post a title.

thunder and lightning in Vancouver! how extraordinary!

this may as well be a Twitter...

I'm not wearing my ring today because I keep taking it off to do dishes and leaving it places. I feel naked.

my best friend Kaleigh said "oh she's just bein' Miley..."

I had a dream where I knocked Miley Cyrus off the VMA stage, but instead of making fun of her and beating her down even more, I took her to an island where she could get away from her batshit crazy dad and celebrity culture and become a normal person again. I feel that's an unequivocal sign of growing up.

on the woes of social media...

my second post! I have too many people on my Facebook and I'm trying to take them off, except I still remember lots of them (fondly, no less!) perhaps I actually have just met that many people...

I have a blog!

I really like it when animals have people names. not animal-people names like Teddy, but people people names, like a horse named Trevor or Molly, or a cat named Louise, or a dog named Harold. (note to self: name theoretical one-day dog Harold.)

I mentioned this on Facebook today, but I reckon that's the kind of musing that has more place on a private blog than cluttering up peoples' feeds on Facebook. from now on, if you'd like to follow my stupid thoughts and randomness, you can find them here, all compiled in a bouquet of inanity.